Monday, June 15, 2009

I'm new at this, so bear with me

So what is all the hoopla about "blogging"?? Is it just thoughts coming through the ends of my fingertips onto the keyboard and onto the page in the universe? Or is it some mindless plot to get all of us to stop producing product and become mindless idiots that will have the "goo" scooped out of our heads like on the Hulu commercials?

I've never been accused of not having enough to say, but enough to write? Why would anyone want to read MY stuff?

I work with people who are completely clueless all day long. It amazes me how people can make the LARGEST purchase of their life and STILL not read the paperwork attached to it. What's wrong with you idiots? Don't TELL me you had a stack of papers three inches thick to initial and confirm that you had read, so you didn't have enough time to actually READ them. Who'd fault is that? So don't WHINE to me about the rules and regulations that you can't follow because you bought a home in a homeowners association and didn't KNOW you couldn't raise chickens in the back yard or bring Aunt Bessie's cow home for the weekend. I don't wanna hear it! Before you call me to complain that I sent you a POLITE letter advising you of the portion of the governing documents that you have violated, READ your doggone CC&Rs and Bylaws. If you find that I'm right, then stop for a minute and take a deep breath. Call me and apologize for doing the WRONG thing and give me a date that you'll get the damn cow out of your back yard. Or don't call and take the cow to the slaughterhouse and send me a couple of steaks for my trouble. Either one works for me.

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